Holiday web reading: The onion
Holiday web reading: The onion
If you're seek of the seriousness of local and world news then take a break from it and visit TheOnion.com, an alternative US online newspaper that reports on current events, real and imagined, with a quirky refreshing slant. Take this tragic story as an example: "As the sun sets over Cairo, the streets are eerily quiet. Just a few years ago, the hillsides from Luxor to Giza would have been buzzing with the familiar sounds of tomb doors creaking open and bones snapping under the methodical shuffling of a slow, catatonic gait. But the telltale signs of Egypt's indigenous mummy population have fallen silent recently, and the fearsome creatures that once lurched freely across the Valley of the Kings are disappearing at an alarming rate. If nothing is done, experts say, the Egyptian mummy will soon go the way of the Bavarian lycanthrope or the Transylvanian vampire, and vanish forever."

Posted on Thursday, January 04, 2007.
Posted by fiona.
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